Thread:Hiromichi/@comment-5802826-20131128000925/@comment-1471931-20131128011153

Snake: Hello, anyone seen that schoolkid in the bikini outfit?

Xiaoyu: Hey, I'm Ling Xiaoyu, and this is my friend, Miharu Hirano.

Snake: Excuse me, the principal of your school called and said-

Xiaoyu: Principal, my butt. Who are you?

Snake: I'm just a local spy and a war hero. Now tell me about Miss Hirano.

Xiaoyu: Miharu and I go way back. We met at Mishima High and I planned to build her an amusement park when I could become Mishima Zaibatsu head. I also taught her some of my skills in fighting.

Snake: Girls should not be out of class for too long.

Xiaoyu: Come on, you don't have to be so harsh about it.

Snake: After the King of Iron Fist Tournament 4, did she compete anywhere else?

Xiaoyu: Rarely, she's bene in beauty contests but not fighting tournaments lately.

Snake: This keeps up, I'll have you and her moved to a new school. Likely in London.

Xiaoyu: Transferred? Wait a sec, you can't do that!

Snake: Just kidding.